I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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