It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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