tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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