so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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