I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
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I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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