At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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