Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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