How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
So many bounce houses so little time
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
