I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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