I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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