I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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