Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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