Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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