i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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