I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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