I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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