Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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