My girlfriend figured out who you are.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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