yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Two words: nipple clamps
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