HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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