would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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