I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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