I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
