You really coming over, don't trick.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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