she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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