i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
My boob is missing a layer of skin
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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