I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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