careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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