Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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