I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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