there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I see more hoeing in ur future
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