Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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