how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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