Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
i now understand why vodka
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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