So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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