Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
