If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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