East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
You took a bar mat shot.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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