just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You can't motorboat a personality
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
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we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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