marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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