Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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