I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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