i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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