Whod you bang
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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