He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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