"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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