But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I smell like Dick and happiness
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