I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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