YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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