And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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