one might say we're banned from that church
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
