I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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