Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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