Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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