where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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You literally chaperoned my booty call.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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