Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I want her autograph on my taint
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
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