Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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